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The wit and insight of James Listberger

Uncle Jay Explains Congress

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Oregon cops hope classical music deters loiterers

Oregon transit police play long classical pieces to deter loiterers. Homeless man refuses to leave, saying he’s Baroque and can Handel the music. ~ James Listberger Read story here…

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Reduce your dog’s carbon pawprint?

CNN discovers that your dog is harming the environment, forgets that humans didn’t invent dogs. Your dog wants real journalism back. ~ James Listberger If you’re a dog owner and call yourself eco-conscious, guilt might set in after reading the … Continue reading

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Robbers steal truck with 100 live pigs in Malaysia

Robbers swipe truck with 100 live pigs, police hoping someone will squeal. ~James Listberger gcp KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia—Malaysian police say they are searching for 100 live pigs stolen from a truck by armed robbers. Read more…

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Harry Fogle, Golden Gate, Bay Bridge worker, dies

Last surviving builder of the Golden Gate Bridge & Bay Bridges heads off to work on the Pearly Gates. ~James Listberger gcp Harry Fogle, who is believed to be the last survivor of the men who worked on the construction … Continue reading

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Cousins busted with carload of stolen beef jerky

Cousins caught with stolen beef jerky. Looks like this case is (puts on sunglasses) cut and dried. YEEEAAAHHHHH ~James Listberger gcp SOMERSET, Pa. — Two West Virginia cousins have been jailed after Pennsylvania State Police say they were stopped with … Continue reading

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Thief takes frozen meat from Taco Bell

Thief steals meat from Taco Bell. Police beef-up search for suspect, meat with witnesses. Locals told to steer clear of the crime scene, many say they never sausage a thing. ~James Listberger Thirty-five cases of frozen meat were stolen Friday … Continue reading

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